AMITY UNIVERSITY EAT OUTS

Places to eat at while you r at AMITY

With one of the largest campus in NCR at a lot of eateries around it may be confusing deciding where to eat at, don’t worry am gonna help u decide where to go

1) WALL STREET

Located under F1 block inside amity this is a sure place if you like to have a rich restaurant experience, from different snacks to the utterly paneer delicacies it serves’em all.

                                               
2) Balli

Located in the adjacent sector 126 and just a

2 minute walk away this surely is the most crowded place anywhere near amity, from pranthas to oreo shakes, from veg rolls to non veg kababs as well as all the different kinds of snacks are worth trying out here. Its taste and crowd draws each fresher towards it.

3) Bengali Restaurant

Another restaurant in sector 126 with as much tasty food as anywhere else but with a less restaurant feel AND it costs less to your pocket.

4) H block

Last but not the least, the hotspot of amity, in mood of eating a dosa? ‘Dosa plaza’ is right there, craving for pizza? Try dominos. For all other snacks we have ‘Mamamia’. And for the couples out their it also has the option of CCD.

So get out and enjoy ur day ;) and to all the amitians don’t forget ur attendance

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High Infinity

A great man once said: “All things in moderation.” Obviously he wasn’t referring to money, sex or snack foods, but generally speaking you don’t want to overdo things, especially the high five.

Since before the age of man, organisms have expressed satisfaction by slapping appendages with other brorganisms; neighboring trees would celebrate ejecting a woodpecker by reaching across to slap branches, prehistoric whales would slap tails after clicking a particular fresh blubber joke, and even the first amoeba to crawl out of the ocean took one look at land and turned back to his amoebros to say, “High flagellum!”

While animals were smart enough to only high five after something truly epic, everything changed after a group of cavemen witnessed two T-Rexes executing an awkward “stubby five.” Since that time, mankind has effectively neutered the importance of the high five by using it for mundane accomplishments like making a free throw, fixing the photocopier, or getting undercharged for drinks at the bar (Actually, that last one’s pretty sweet). Because of all this senseless high-fivery, the world has started to experience high five inflation, or “high five-lation.”

In response, authorities tried to institute a sliding scale in which a “high one” would acknowledge something mundane (e.g. stealing someone’s cab), a “high three” would be reserved for something slightly awesome (e.g. surprise flashing when a chick wearing a skirt stands on a subway grate), and a “high five” would only be invoked for something truly awesome (e.g. getting undercharged for drinks at the bar – the more I think about it the more I think that’s pretty much as good as it gets).

Unfortunately, the high 1-5 system had its flaws, notably how difficult it was for people who are missing digits or can’t count – often the same people. That’s why I’ve yet again come to the rescue by introducing the “high infinity” (copyright, patent pending… all that crap).

Please save the high infinity for only the most awesome of the awesome and remember: you’re not doing it right if you DON’T break your hand.

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